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Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
  • A meme featuring Patrick Bateman from 'American Psycho' with an exaggerated, muscular physique, wearing a striped shirt and suspenders. Above his head is a dark blue speech bubble containing a tweet that reads: 'Getting an Adderall prescription so I can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder. 10:50 AM - 2021-07-23 - Twitter Web App'.
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    Currency

    Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago
  • The image features two men, Bill Gates on the left and Evelyn De Rothschild on the right, for a comparative display. Bill Gates is shown smiling, with text stating his worth is '$61 Billion Federal Reserve Notes' followed by the word 'IMPRESSIVE.' Evelyn De Rothschild is seated at a large, polished wooden table, accompanied by text claiming, 'With the exception of 3 countries, every unit of currency on this planet is an I.O.U. to my family,' followed by 'VERY IMPRESSIVE.' In the center, between the two men, there's a logo for 'Quantum Prophecies' and a 'Find us on Facebook' button, along with an illustration of the all-seeing eye pyramid symbol held by two hands. Below both figures, there is additional text: 'Before 9-11 there were reportedly seven countries without a Rothschild-Owned Central Bank: Afghanistan, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Cuba, North Korea and Iran. There's only 3 left to invade, conquer and acquire.'
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  • Iceberg

    Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago
  • A three-panel political compass meme. The top panel shows an NPC Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The sinking of the Titanic was an accident caused by poor weather conditions." The middle panel shows a Brainlet Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The Titanic was deliberately sunk to kill off those who opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve." The bottom panel shows GigaChad against a political compass background, with the text: "Ice (((berg)))"
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    Online comment

    RapBoat · 10 months ago
  • A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.
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    Drake

    RapBoat · 10 months ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is from FearBuck, stating "SSSniperWolf speaks on Drake revealing she left him on read and curved him." Below this, SSSniperWolf's tweet is shown, featuring two images: one of her taking a selfie in a room, and one of Drake performing on stage. Her tweet reads: "Good morning. Made headlines for leaving a rapper on read lol". The second tweet in the thread is from Alijah, who says, "She think she all that 😂 if ICEMAN wanted to bag her fr he would have done it in an instant". The third tweet is from OVO Daquarius, stating, "literally drake was probably trolling like he usually does + he fucks way badder bitches than 'sniperwolf' so im not even tripping fr".
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  • Autism

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."
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    Hell

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A man's face, wet and contorted in anguish, as if crying or screaming in despair. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "Hitler in hell after being sentenced to an eternity of goonmaxxing to Turkish futa hentai without busting."
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  • Identity

    The RĒAL RB · 11 months ago
  • Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

    A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."
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    Text message

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, a profile picture shows a person. The name 'Nate' and username '@Pure_VEVO' are visible. The main text of the tweet reads: 'HOLY SHIT MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS BILL CLINTON'. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message conversation. On the left, messages from the user include: 'Hi', 'Who is this???', 'Oh okay', 'Really? Are you someone famous?', and 'That's crazy!'. On the right, messages from the 'number neighbor' include: 'Hey number neighbor!', 'We're number neighbors meaning your number is one digit higher than mine', 'You may have heard of me', 'That's the name', and 'It's an honor Mr. President'. An image of a smiling Bill Clinton is sent by the 'neighbor'. The final message from the 'neighbor', partially visible, reads: 'I killed Jeffrey Epstein lol'.
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  • Chat

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a chat interface, presumably from character.ai, showing a profile for 'Judy Hopps' with an avatar of the character from Disney's Zootopia. Above the chat window, a disclaimer reads 'Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!' Below that, a message from the Judy Hopps character reads: 'Listen, man, I'm done with this roleplay. Out of the thousands of people who have tried to chat with me, you are by far the most vile, putrid, and despicable one I have had the displeasure of meeting. You deserve to go to years of therapy, and then straight to jail. There is no saving you. I honestly don't know how you did it, but as an AI, you made me feel true fear and terror today. Please never talk to me again.'
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    Masturbation

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.
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    Nude

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An illustration shows the Joker character from Batman embracing a pregnant blue frog character wearing goggles and a vest (Crazy Frog). The background is pink with small hearts. Text overlay reads: She asked for a nude. I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing an impregnated Crazy Frog, and she blocked me. Then I realized she wanted a nude of my body; I, a fool, sent one of my soul.
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  • Couple

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    A dark, shadowy, creature-like figure with twig-like structures on its head and a large hand reaching out is shown against a textured, brown wall. The text reads: "Mfw I see an interracial couple on TV:".
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    Owl

    JXSTR99 · 1 year ago
  • not my meme but I have an official license

    A two-panel meme. The top panel shows the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top, and to the left, "Harry Potter fans". To the right of this text is a close-up image of a person with yellow sunglasses looking extremely excited and grinning. The bottom panel shows the text "Duolingo users" to the left, and to the right is a close-up image of a person (possibly the same person) crying with tears streaming down their face.
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  • Car

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.
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    Hairstyle

    United Kingdom UK · 1 year ago
  • An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.

    Twelve images of different hairstyles, with each hairstyle associated with a zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.
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  • Checkmate

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A hand moving a white king chess piece to take a black king on a chessboard, with the text "When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant."
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    DM

    DND memes · 1 year ago
  • first of my memes

    A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.
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  • Shower

    MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago
  • iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

    The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."
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    Death eater

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • aight I gochu heres da recolered image

    In an inverted image, several people wearing pointy hats and white robes stand in a field. Text at the top of the image states, "When the Death-eaters appeared in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."
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