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Heroin Monkey

The image shows text above a photo of a cow stuck in a metal structure, with the name "pablo" written on the bottom. The text says "Step 1: Google animals stuck in weird places. Step 2: Give it a common Spanish name. Step 3: Profit."

Heroin Monkey

Adolf kitler

A cat is looking through a window or doorway. The text says: "Cat put in timeout for freeing other shelter cats".

Adolf kitler

The image shows a close-up of a cat's face. The cat is staring directly at the camera with a slightly surprised or bewildered expression.

DIANEE

A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."

Adolf kitler

A white cat sits on a blue blanket. Text on top reads: Mwehehehehehe

Adolf kitler

A cat with wide eyes is looking at the camera. Above the cat is written: "NO NEED TO SHOWER." Below the cat: "I BATHED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP."

Adolf kitler

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

Adolf kitler

A four-panel comic strip shows cats reacting to a new cat meme. The first panel shows one cat in front of a computer saying, "The humans have released another cat meme." The second panel shows a second cat responding with, "That's speciesism!" The third panel shows the first cat pointing to a box with two other cats in it saying "Look!" The last panel shows the cats in the box responding with, "Well, we do love boxes." and "Yeah."

Adolf kitler

A Siamese cat sits at a table, looking grumpy, with the text: "We both know the tuna's fate. Give it up."

Adolf kitler

A small, fluffy kitten is sitting in a pile of green pickles. Above the kitten, the text reads "IN A BIT OF A" and below the kitten the text reads "PICKLE."

Adolf kitler

sending my army to war :)

A cat wearing a military helmet is superimposed on a war scene with explosions, smoke, a plane, and a soldier in the background.

Adolf kitler

A close up of a cat's face with big eyes. The text reads "Human... are you awake?"

Adolf kitler

A white cat with human-like facial features, with the text "Nobody: Live action cats movie:" above it.

Why should you care

The image shows two side-by-side photos. The left one shows a cartoon of a bee with wide eyes looking directly at the viewer, and above it is written, 'what my cat sees when she opens her eyes midnap'. The right image is a cat mostly submerged in the snow, only part of its head and tail visible. Above this photo is written, 'me trying to get through life'.

Why should you care

The image shows a grumpy-looking cat with a caption. The text reads, 'LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STAY OVER THERE'.

Why should you care

Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

Adolf kitler

my cat grew legs

A white cat's head is photoshopped onto a pair of brown legs wearing shoes, standing against a yellow background.

Why should you care

An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

Why should you care

seriously

Two cartoon dogs are shown in a split image. In both panels, one dog looks distraught while the other is speaking. The second panel has the text "aaaaaaaaaannnd... why should I care?" written inside a speech bubble.

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