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A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

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A black and white cat is lying down with its tongue sticking out and looking directly at the camera. Above the cat is written 'I'M A CHATTERBOX!' Another cat is slightly visible in the background.

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A tabby cat is upside down with its head in a pot, its legs and tail sticking out. The text on the image says, "Can anyone water my cat this weekend?"

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A photo of many ducklings swimming together in a pond. The text on the image says: "I don't have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me, which is cool."

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A cat looks at a sandwich with text "One of these days, you will be mine."

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A cartoon drawing split into two panels. The left panel shows a grey cat lying on its back with its paws in the air, while a hand pets its belly. The right panel shows the same cat, now curled up in a ball, angrily biting the same hand, with claws out and ears back. Above the two panels reads "2 STAGES OF BELLY RUBS". At the bottom of the right panel is the text "LINSI.STOY.COM".

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A duck is floating on water. The text above it says: "I am better than you." The text below it says: "I can walk, I can fly, and my body is a boat also."

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An orange tabby cat sleeps on a gift-wrapped pillow under a Christmas tree. The image text says: "Someone guessed what they're getting for Christmas."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

$A photo of multiple fluffy yellow ducklings. One in the front appears to have an angry expression. The text on the image reads, "I googled \"angry duck\" and I'm really glad I did. I feel you, little duck."$

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A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

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The meme shows the definition of Anatidaephobia, which is the fear that a duck is watching you. Then, it shows a picture of a cute duckling and asks what people think the duck, named Jimmy, is afraid of. The bottom half of the meme shows a small bird hiding in a wooden structure, showing what Jimmy is actually afraid of.

Adolf kitler

A four-panel comic strip shows cats reacting to a new cat meme. The first panel shows one cat in front of a computer saying, "The humans have released another cat meme." The second panel shows a second cat responding with, "That's speciesism!" The third panel shows the first cat pointing to a box with two other cats in it saying "Look!" The last panel shows the cats in the box responding with, "Well, we do love boxes." and "Yeah."

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A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is wearing big, round, white sunglasses. The text says 'why you should have a duck'.

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A white duck stands on a wooden deck. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Mess with the quack, You get attack."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A close up shot of a white duck being pet on the head by a person with the text "may I interrupt your scrolling with a nice duck".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

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A group of adorable kittens is sitting in a cardboard box. The text says, "CATS - YOU SPEND HUNDREDS ON TOYS AND THEY TAKE THE MOST ENJOYMENT FROM A FREE CARDBOARD BOX."

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A white cat with human-like facial features, with the text "Nobody: Live action cats movie:" above it.

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