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Thoughtless

A transparent squid is seen on top of a colorful background of square blocks. The text says: "Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate... So it turned itself transparent. stick it to the man, Squid."

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Heroin Monkey

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

Adolf kitler

A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."

Adolf kitler

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two photos of a white cat sitting at a table. On the left, labeled "Meme", the cat looks displeased with the green vegetables on the plate. On the right, labeled "Reality", the cat is visibly yelling at the food that includes a fried breaded item and the green vegetables.

Adolf kitler

A close-up photo of a cat sticking its tongue out, with the text ':p' above the cat's head.

Adolf kitler

my favorite food

A cat is eating a piece of toasted bread. The text "gild chese" is overlayed above the cat.

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat is standing on a ledge holding a small piece of furniture in its mouth. The text on the image reads: "Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his broken heart."

Adolf kitler

A cat with a serious expression is wrapped in a dark fabric, with only its head showing, and the text "BOOB POLICE" above it, and "UR UNDER ARREST" below it.

Why should you care

An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

Heroin Monkey

A cute white and brown puppy with its paw up, standing on a white surface. The image text says: "salutations huzz! can I please get a peek at your calcium cannons?"

Pankake

Two images show the same bird being held in a hand. In the left image, the bird has false eyelashes stuck to its forehead. In the right image, the eyelashes have been repositioned above the bird's eye.

Adolf kitler

I'm tired

A close-up of a white cat with squinted eyes and its tongue slightly sticking out. The background is black.

DIANEE

brother

A picture shows a turtle in a water container and a pineapple in a bowl next to each other. The text "brother?" is displayed above the turtle.

Adolf kitler

I like catles

A light orange cat lies on a gray rug, wearing a round, plush tan shell that gives the impression it's a turtle.

DIANEE

cat

A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

Adolf kitler

charging power

A cat is sitting in the middle of rainbow colored light rays.

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

Adolf kitler

my cat grew legs

A white cat's head is photoshopped onto a pair of brown legs wearing shoes, standing against a yellow background.

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