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Always trust strangers

A four-panel comic strip shows a man walking along a brick wall. In the next panel, the man encounters a shady figure in a trench coat with a television screen for a head, labelled "INTERNET", who asks, "What've you got for me?". The shady figure opens their trench coat to reveal three images. One shows two figures hugging. Another shows two figures with one saying "I love you". The third shows the figures running with another one waving. In the last panel, the man is smiling slyly and saying, "I'll take all of it."

Always happen to me

A yellow minion with one eye is looking annoyed next to text that reads: "I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script."

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

A sad-looking minion is standing to the right. The text to the left reads: SAYING "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO RE-EXPLAIN THE WHOLE STORY.

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

TechPriestGotDrip

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Meme

A picture of a man with a grey beard and black jacket. The text overlaid on the image says "I DON'T OFTEN CROP PICTURES, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS DO A FANTASTIC JOB."

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that one person in ur class be like

A photo of four people standing behind a counter. Three of them wear matching food costumes - one in mustard, one in ketchup, and one in a hotdog costume. The person on the left is wearing a completely different, scary costume. The text on the image reads: "There's always that one person who forgets the theme."

giving people karma

A young boy with a mischievous smile and blond hair is wearing a green sweater. The text overlay says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

who else

The image consists of text on a slightly blurred background. The text says: "I hate being the only one in my friend group who is ever on my time and who actually plans things out. I hate that my friends wait for things 'til the very last minute and are ALWAYS late. You're either there before the time or you're late."

giving people karma

A young boy with a bowl cut smiles mischievously. The text on the image says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Deku be like:

A four-panel cartoon shows three characters from My Hero Academia. In the first panel, a man with glasses is yelling, "HE MADE DEKU CRY!" In the second, a girl with brown hair exclaims, "DEKU ALWAYS CRIES!" In the third panel, Deku looks surprised and says, "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" The last panel shows Deku crying and saying, "HE CRIES!"

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always happens to me

The image shows Mike Wazowski, the character from Monsters, Inc., standing alone on a sports field in front of a large crowd. The text above him reads: "What it feels like being picked first in PE."

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this for all the creeps

A man looks at the camera. The image has the text: "I DON'T ALWAYS FORCE MY IDEAS DOWN PEOPLES THROATS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS."

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Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

bro aint lieing

The image shows a scene from an anime with two male characters, Zoro and Sanji. Zoro is on the left with three swords and has a smirk on his face. Sanji is on the right. Above the image are the words "Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger." Below the image is the text "ZOROXSANJI. Subliminal messaging at its finest." And at the very bottom of the image: "Akward Subs. Always giving you the wrong idea."

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