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Heroin Monkey
6 months ago
A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."
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    • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.
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    • A Star Wars Fan
    1 year ago
    A two-panel meme. In the first panel, a man from "Tangled" holds a "Wanted" poster and complains that the drawing doesn't get his nose right. The second panel shows Voldemort from "Harry Potter" exclaiming, "At least you HAVE a nose!!!"
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a news headline stating "Hippo swallows 2-year-old whole, then spits him out alive," followed by an image of a hippo with the text "My bad bro" and an image of a Wojak baby with the text "All good."
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    • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Genuine question to you all

    The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.
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    • Wade
    1 year ago
    An illustration shows a man in a white coat stating, "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box." A box is below with a text bubble stating "Miaow." Another bubble says "Shut Up."
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.
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    • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago
    A drawing shows a method to cheer up a friend. In the first panel, a woman brushes her teeth and wonders 'why am I alive'. The second panel shows the same woman squeezing out of a toothpaste tube onto a toothbrush. A text next to her says 'hahaha surprise'
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    • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    The image shows a person with tears streaming down their face. The text above the face says, "Me at 3am imagining the funeral of a person who is still alive."
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    • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    The image consists of two side-by-side images. The left image shows the sun baby from the Teletubbies show. The right image shows a woman sitting outside with a young child on her lap. The text in the image states "The teletubbies sun baby has a baby." and "We've been alive for too long".
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    • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."
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    • Wade
    1 year ago

    Ultra Instinct William

    The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a black and white puppet-like character with red cheeks is surprised and asks, "No! It's impossible! H-how are you still alive?!" The second panel shows a character resembling Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, covered in fire, with a sly grin, saying, "By using 2% of my power, Charlie! Looks like you'll need more than a little fire to stop me now!"
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    • kanade otonokoji
    2 years ago

    Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

    The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'
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