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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "Dark Hardcore Gym Playlist". The playlist cover features a scary skeletal figure with red eyes holding an axe in a dark forest with tombstones. Below the title, it says "2min". Underneath, there are Spotify icons and the text "Add to this playlist". The first track listed is "Espresso" with a thumbnail showing the artist's face.

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Heroin Monkey

A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.

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Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
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A line graph compares the search interest over time for Google Classroom and ChatGPT. ChatGPT (red line) has higher interest than Google Classroom (blue line).

Heroin Monkey

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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

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A hand holding a paper cup with the word "cark" written on it. Text on the image says: "I said my name was Marc with a 'c'..."

MEME LORD

The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."

MEME LORD

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

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He scares me

The image shows a man painting on a canvas. The image contains four panels. The first panel shows him painting. There is text on top that says, "First, let's add some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas." The second panel shows him looking closely at the canvas. The third panel shows him adding more paint and the text says, "How about it? Do you feel the terror?" The fourth panel shows him painting again and the text says, "Let's add some sorrow-filled screams now." At the very bottom of the image, there is text that says, "I just found anti-Bob Ross."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook conversation where a person says 'Technically he is thinking about other womans.' Another person replies 'womans'. Then a third person comments 'Womans because when you have multiple objects you add an S at the end'. Below that is an image of a video game with the words 'SPEECH 100+' and 'INTELLIGENCE LEVEL 1 +110'.

rapboat

A screenshot of a social media post showing a picture of Drake in a speech bubble. There are also comments. The first comment asks "Why y'all do Drake like that?", the second one answers "idk tbh, but now that you commented this, I feel kinda bad ngl" and the last one says "BRUH".

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experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Heroin Monkey

A still from an animated movie. A man is shown with a suspicious look on his face, while a woman is standing behind him reading a book. Text at the bottom reads, "Those chickens are up to something. 10 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

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