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Word

A man smiles in two panels, the first with a raised index finger, and the second with a smirk. Above the first panel, the text says: "In Swedish, the word 'gråtrunka' means to cry while masturbating." Below the second panel, the text says: "The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker."

Room

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

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War Crime

The image shows a 2-part meme. The top part is a screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the title "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?" and a picture of soldiers. The bottom part shows three wolves with a smiling expression. The wolf on the left is labeled "Actual lawyers", the middle wolf is labeled "The Guardian" and the right wolf is labeled "People with an IQ above room temperature".

Man

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."

Hagrid

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

Shampoo

A person is holding a large, bright green bottle of "Minecraft 3-in-1 Body Wash Shampoo & Conditioner" in what appears to be a store aisle. The bottle features Minecraft characters like Steve, a Creeper, and zombies on its label. The pump top of the bottle is extended upwards. Overlay text on the image reads, "Might actually start showering."

Show

An unpleasant pause.

Two people are looking at each other. Text above them reads: "When the show on Netflix is actually good". Text on the bottom of the image reads: "[exhales] The head can wait."

Test

A still from Peaky Blinders shows Cillian Murphy looking directly at the viewer. Text above him describes a student who is taking a test.

Look

The image shows two drawings of a wojak-style character. The first is at the top and has text that says 'what we thought amy looked like'. The character has a serious expression. The second drawing is underneath and has text that says 'what she actually looks like'. The character is smiling widely.

Realization

still am rn

A cartoon woman with brown hair and a blue top covering her mouth, looking disgusted. The text says: "When you read an old conversation and realize how weird you actually are."

Sun

A large, fiery image of the sun with the text "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

Sun

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

Father

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

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Kerri Thorpe
This is actually a disgusting video,
my sons names jaxx and regardless
of what others think of it he loves his
name. Gosh imagine making this
video while pregnant also,
embarrassing.
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Natalie Anne Forde
2.2K D
Jax means toilet here in ireland
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Haircut

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.

Pic

Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me

A person dressed as a ghost with a white sheet and a decorated headband is walking, and a group of teenagers are standing in the background.

Harry Potter

The actual fuck is this Advertisement.

An advertisement featuring two photos of Emma Watson. One photo is from when she was a child, the other is a more recent, and suggestive one. The text on the image reads: '(Uncut) Sexy Harry Potter Star. #42 Is The Hottest Picture I've Ever Seen.'

Cyberpunk

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

People

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

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