Action figures memes

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!