Action figures jokes
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Memes
*Sniffs kids*
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
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