Action figures jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
As a man can confirm
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
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