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Locker Room

KillingButterflys · 1 year ago

    • whoever posted this one ty bc that got a good laugh out

    The meme shows a text comparison between 'girls locker room' and 'boys locker room'. The girls' section reads: 'omg, i'm so tired, the test was so hard'. The boys' section shows an image of a person in military camouflage holding a rifle and riding on a yellow cleaning cart. Overlay text on the image says 'ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED'.
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    • Currency

    Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago
    • The image features two men, Bill Gates on the left and Evelyn De Rothschild on the right, for a comparative display. Bill Gates is shown smiling, with text stating his worth is '$61 Billion Federal Reserve Notes' followed by the word 'IMPRESSIVE.' Evelyn De Rothschild is seated at a large, polished wooden table, accompanied by text claiming, 'With the exception of 3 countries, every unit of currency on this planet is an I.O.U. to my family,' followed by 'VERY IMPRESSIVE.' In the center, between the two men, there's a logo for 'Quantum Prophecies' and a 'Find us on Facebook' button, along with an illustration of the all-seeing eye pyramid symbol held by two hands. Below both figures, there is additional text: 'Before 9-11 there were reportedly seven countries without a Rothschild-Owned Central Bank: Afghanistan, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Cuba, North Korea and Iran. There's only 3 left to invade, conquer and acquire.'
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    • Milk

    DAP ME UP · 1 year ago
    • In a scene from "Family Guy," Peter Griffin is milking a tentacled Reaper Leviathan into a silver bucket, while Lois Griffin looks on with concern. The text says: "Me acquiring Reaper Leviathan milk in order to fabricate delicious Reaper cheese."
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    • Cat

    Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    • A black and white cat is shown with the text "You have acquired CAT!" in a blue box below.
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    • Chance

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.
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    • Dollar Bill

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
    • A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".
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    • Nintendo

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a pixelated depiction of Mario in a wheelchair. Mario is dark-skinned, overweight and wearing a red cap, a red shirt, and blue overalls. The background is a scene from the game Super Mario Bros with a Goomba, a question mark block, a Koopa Troopa, a pipe, and a mushroom.
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    • People

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A four-panel cartoon shows a person sitting at a desk. In the first panel, the text says "How to acquire internet points." In the second panel, the person is writing on a paper. In the third panel, the person holds up the paper which reads "only people with a big pp will upvote this post". In the fourth panel, the person is leaning back in their chair with arms behind their head and the text "GENIUS." is written above.
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    • Locker Room

    ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

    • lmao

    The image shows a comparison between a girls' locker room and a boys' locker room. The girls' locker room is described as the girls being tired after a hard test. The boys' locker room shows a person in a military outfit with a mop bucket. The text overlay says "ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED".
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