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DIANEE

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

✨Jassy✨

A person wearing a distorted white mask with a black eyes appears to be in pain. The text reads: "When you're chasing someone through the house and stub your toe..."

Why should you care

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a smiling couple in a car, with the woman saying "I wanna feel like a princess" and the man responding with "Say no more" in speech bubbles. The bottom panel shows a car crashed into a wall.

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a toilet with an open seat and a roll of toilet paper on the floor. Above the toilet is a sign with a stick figure diving, with a line through it. Below this scene is a picture of a man looking bewildered with the text "What the hell happened here?"

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

big [fire] balls

A picture of a young boy with a slightly evil grin on his face. Above his head, the text says "JUMPS INTO HAYSTACK." Under his face, the text says "GETS STABBED BY NEEDLE."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split in two, the left side shows Alec Baldwin in a white t-shirt with the olympic rings holding a handgun. The right side shows Alec Baldwin wearing a USA jacket and three medals. Text at the bottom reads: "Alec Baldwin Wins Gold Medal But Then Accidentally Shoots 3 Judges & A Spectator." Text on the image also says "MADHOUSE MAGAZINE" and "See more Memes at MadhouseMagazine.com".

Anonymous

A black stick figure is surrounded by many different pictograms of stick figures falling in different scenarios such as down the stairs, into water, or slipping on a wet floor. A yellow sign reads "Caution wet floor" sits behind the black stick figure. The text says "name a character who went through more pain than him".

aidencool67

their is a problem

A man is looking at the engine of his car. The car is almost completely submerged in flood water. The text overlay reads "Well there's your problem."

shaylie lol

The image shows a distorted, close-up of a face with a pained expression, likely SpongeBob, paired with the caption "What your phone sees before it falls on your face."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. On the left, a damaged black car says: "Please stop giving me your worst drivers and let me die." On the right above, a drawing of Jesus says: "But you're my strongest Altima. Meet your next driver, Hayleigh." Below Jesus, a drawing of a girl with pink hair exclaims: "omggggg yayyyy"

Wade

The image shows Carnage from a comic book or animation, with his mouth open in an exaggerated expression of pain, or shock. The text overlay says: "When you drop something on your toe."

rapboat

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

shaylie lol

A satellite image of a body of water that resembles a person falling or a person who has crashed into the water. The text on the image says, "I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT... YOUR MOM'S SKYDIVING ACCIDENT"

Geiger

A Google search bar with the query "help i acci" and search suggestions including "help i accidentally", "help i accidentally summoned a lemon", "help i accidentally summoned a demon", "help i accidentally memes", "help i accidentally became ruler of mandalore", and "help i accidentally restarted the ussr".

shaylie lol

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

DAP ME UP

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally joined' typed in and a list of search suggestions below, including phrases such as 'help i accidentally invaded poland', 'help i accidentally restarted the ussr', 'help i accidentally built a jeep', 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon', and 'help i accidentally the cat'.

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