7 year olds memes

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.