10+ Best 300 Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Bullet

The image shows the back of a brown hoodie. The design on the back has a stylized American flag with red stripes and a text saying 'All faster than dialing 911' written in white. To the right, there is a list of bullet calibers next to their respective bullet shape.

Value Pack

A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.

Tourist

A mugshot of a man is shown below a news headline: "Kenya: Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra pieces in his luggage."

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Hot pocket

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

New Year

new years be like in my house

The image is a split panel. On the left, the text "Others" is above a blurry image of a crowd celebrating with confetti. On the right, the text "Me" is above a picture of a baby illuminated by the light of a phone in their hands. The words "Same To You" appear multiple times over the baby. Above both images it says "31st December Night".

Vr

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

Expense

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Year

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Trading Card

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

Subscriber

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A screenshot of YouTube analytics, showing views at 6.4K, watch time at 73.4 hours, and subscribers at +129. A graph shows view spikes, and a list displays the top content with view counts: 'ly' at 427, 'Bangs' at 315, and 'I'm gonna miss you this sum...' at 41.

Collage

serena.

A collage of various images, all in shades of orange and yellow. There are sunflowers, roses, a cat, a butterfly, and a neon sign saying "BOO!" Some of the images have a vintage or slightly faded look.

Jokes

Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Passenger

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Sex worker

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”