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stillwaiting..

The image shows a clear sky with the Eiffel Tower in the center. Flying in the sky are several pyramid shaped flying saucers. The text on the image says: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:"

Daddy dick

Repost from my friends account

A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

✨Jassy✨

Damn and i thought i was dumb

A conversation between thalia grace and ashton parkes. thalia asks 'what 3+5' and ashton answers '35'. thalia then states 'very close' and gives the correct answer '8'.

PurplePanda

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

God Pt.2

A woman is sitting at her desk looking at a computer screen. On the screen is a picture of a black chicken. The text above the image says: "The only logical explanation for my wife's search history."

God Pt.2

The image shows the Eiffel Tower in Paris with several pyramid-shaped UFOs flying around it. The text above the image reads: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:".

God Pt.2

A screenshot shows a poll asking "Who should play Snow White?" with four options: Gal Gadot (3%), Ana de Arm (2%), Rachel Zegler (1%), and Terry Crews (93%). The image suggests that Terry Crews has overwhelmingly won this poll.

God Pt.2

Cold war

The image shows a close-up of a bottle cap with the text "Oh a hot day refresh yourself with a cold war" printed inside. The background is blurred but shows a red bottle with the hammer and sickle symbol and the word "LENINADE".

Inessa :)

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Cahyani Ambara

Power Puff Girls be like :

The image shows three anthropomorphic objects, a red block with an orange dress, a blue pen with a blue skirt, and a pink eraser with a purple dress, each with a flower accessory and with a different facial expression. The image also includes text bubbles from users who want these objects to be dressed up and become idols.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Super Bowl

The image displays the final score of the Super Bowl game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles. The Chiefs won 38 to 35. The text on the image includes 'NFL. Yesterday', 'Kansas City Chiefs (17-3)', '38', 'Super Bowl', '35', 'Final' and 'Philadelphia Eagles (16-4)'.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two figures labeled "before" and "after". The "before" figure is a simple, skinny, white and black toy figure. The "after" figure is a complex, muscular, gold, white, and blue toy figure wielding a large weapon with crystalline blades. Above the two figures it reads: "I got ripped in 3 weeks thanks to the Mask of Creation." Below them it reads: "Click here to find out how."

Cahyani Ambara

Crackheads

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a drawing of a blue character with four limbs and the word "Fourog" above it, with the text "nicktoons" below. The top right panel shows a cartoon character with purple skin and white hair covering their eyes with their hands. The bottom left panel shows a blue rounded rectangle with two black dots and a curved line making a smile, and the text "Bfb Maniac AU Is The Best AU" above it, with the text "nicktoons" below. The bottom right panel shows the same cartoon character with purple skin and white hair, smiling, holding a box of popcorn, with the text "nicktoons" below.

emo

rate me honestly

The image asks: "Would I date you" and provides four answers with emojis: "YASSSS" with heart eyes and kissy face, "Maybe" with a slightly smiling face and two hearts, "Idk" with a neutral face, and "Not a chance" with a hand waving.

MisterDussel

Boys Experiments be like:

A person with a beard and a white shirt is looking into the camera, it is a screengrab of a youtube video with the title: "I Watched The Same Porn Video For 2 Years, Here's What Happened", penguinz0 is the creator of the video with 2,9 million views, the video is from 3 years ago.

CaptainEgg75

I you know what i mean

A Minecraft villager is on the left side of the image. The background shows a stock chart with numbers, blue downward arrows and an orange upward arrow. Three green emeralds are on the up-pointing arrow. The text "HRRRR" is in the bottom middle.

CaptainEgg75

taxes in mine craft be like

A villager from Minecraft stands on the left side of the image with an upward trending graph behind him and green emeralds rising on a red arrow. The text "HRRRRR" is written in blocky letters.

CaptainEgg75

selling wheat

A Minecraft villager stands in front of a stock market chart. Emeralds are shown with an upwards pointing red arrow. The text 'HRRRR' is displayed.

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

GG Miller

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

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