19 memes

Driver

1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @smilingnodding. The post text reads: "Lyft driver is going double the speed limit, has a check engine light on, and is blasting Slipknot. I immediately took the wheel, crashed the car, and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD. #deathtoallposers"

Chat

1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Introvert

2 years ago

A tweet by Vivian that reads: "single introverts be like if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room."

Jokes

Mass shooting

5 years ago

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

Hospital

5 years ago

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

Pedophile

6 years ago

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

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