Medusa jokes

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Medusa makes men hard.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.