Meat Pie jokes

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.