Meaning of life jokes

Assignment

  • My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

    I answered, "Happy."

    The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

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  • Life

  • People say that life is short.

    I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

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  • Life

  • I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.

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  • Reason

  • "Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

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  • Community talk

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