me-hee-hee jokes

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

"Hee hee touched me."

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.