me-hee-hee jokes

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.