Mausoleum jokes

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Cremation,

The last chance for a smoking hot body.

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.