Mausoleum jokes

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Cremation,

The last chance for a smoking hot body.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.