Marine Creature jokes

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.