Marine Creature jokes
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.