Many jokes
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.