Main Office jokes
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
