Main Office jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.