Maggia jokes

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.