Macy jokes

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.