Machine Gun jokes

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!