Macdonalds

Macdonalds jokes

Twin Towers

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

Slogan

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

Hair

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

Sake

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Priest

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Mom

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.