A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and Macdonalds macdonalds has a drive through twin towers has a fly through
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
boi look at your hair, it be looking like the mACDONALD SYMBLE
We were going to Macdonald's but we ran into your hairline!!!
Say the drive through at MacDonald order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them my sake and say sake that ass
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat