A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and Macdonalds macdonalds has a drive through twin towers has a fly through
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
