Macdonalds jokes

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.