Macdonalds jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.