Macaron jokes

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!