Luba jokes
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse鈥檚 chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"