Low Water jokes
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.