Low Water jokes

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They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

Depression

9 views · Beulah Academy of Science 8th grade · 4 years ago

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Water

25 views · murder muffin · 3 years ago

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Hydration

11 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Water Bill

29 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

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2 years ago

Put simply, dead pool occurs when the amount of water stored in a reservoir is so low, water can no longer flow downstream. Lake Powell, the largest reservoir in the US, hits dead pool at 3,374 feet.

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