Loaner jokes
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
