Ljubljana jokes

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!

In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!

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