Little Bear jokes
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
