Liquor cabinet jokes
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.