Liqueur jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?