Liqueur jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.