I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Lightening Jokes
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
