Lieutenant Governor jokes

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.