Leisure jokes
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?