Legibility jokes
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
The happier they get, the less they see.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.