Legal Guardian jokes

Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?

Because it required a parent's signature.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!