Legal Guardian jokes

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?

Because it required a parent's signature.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Community

Who's ready to see how shitty 2026 is! Not me :D cuz 2025 was a pain in the ass, A close friend dear to me had abandoned me because of their lover, legal guardians finding out about my crave to fulfill by holding the blade