Legal Guardian jokes
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Your adopted.
I groomed 2 minors today.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
