What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
