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I used to take a hundred photographs Just to send the perfect one I felt a hundred butterflies Every time your name came up Three more years than you deserved Nervous when you never were Just one of like a hundred girls You'll never know how much it hurt When I saw her photograph next to mine She had cocoa hair laying by your side You said she's a friend for the hundredth time But I saw your face and your face don't … Read more

You ever laying in your bed and get the sudden unescapable urge to jerk your body very violently?

Bro it’s the fact that’s it’s August and I go back to school in like 26 days and I have done shit this summer but go to the pool and lay in my bed and scroll on TikTok for hours on end 😭

you’re my everything man. i loved you so much but at the same time i felt like i couldn’t. so much i hurt you. im sorry for you and im sorry for what i did. i truly am. and i know you won’t be able to forgive me but i just wanted to say that i love you and that i wanna be friends again. or not. whatever the fuck you wanna do. all you need to know is that i really thought you wouldn’t do this to me man. everything i did was wrong i know. i hurt you to a point to where you’re probably numb and laying in your bed thinking about how betrayed you feel by me. and you deserve to feel that way 100% but i really wanna resolve this man. i truly mean it.

God why is trump so fucking hot like oh my god please jsut give me a chance please hes so fucking god everytime i see him i wasnt to cry cuz of how hot he is hjoly shit i want him to fuck me so back please jsut give me a chance sir please just one chance hes so hot oh my god plea i dont think this is a joke anymore like hes genuinley sp fucking hot i need him please just give me one chance and make him real please he… Read more

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more

Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

Alright guys I went on hiatus because I needed to lay low for a while, but I'm officially "back" now. I might not be on every single day, and sometimes I'll be here all day. Just letting you know.

One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.

Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go Go on, girl, you can twerk it Let me see you whistle while you work it I’ma lay back, don’t stop it ‘Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me Now, shorty, let that whistle blow, oh-oh-oh Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow, oh-oh Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we g

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

WELL CUM TO THE AMAZING DIGITAL WHORE HOU- CIRCUS! MY NAME IS CAIDE AND I’M HERE TO SHOW YOU THE MOST BALL-DROPPING, SEX-STOPPING, MIND-FUCKING PARAPHERNALIA YOU’VE EVER LAYED YOUR EYES UPON!

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

Day 1: Ever since I quit being a discord mod, it's been really tough right now. I had to leave my queen bee pookie wookie honey bun sugar plumb Pokimane. And it's actually the first time I ever showered! Also there's this thing called soap, we're just making up words now? I'm still not ready to go outside, it's overwhelming how boring this world is, I just want to lay on my bed, talk to my E kittens, consume gfuel, a… Read more