How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
