Law Of Conservation Of Mass jokes

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.