Last night jokes

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?