Landline jokes

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!