Lag

Lag Jokes

Enemy

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Stephen Hawking

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

Arabian

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.