Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Ladder Jokes
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
